A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him.
He can't believe she is staring at him Then she starts waving.
"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of
one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says
"Effing hell! Are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate
whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ass?"
"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to her supervisor to file a sexual harassment complaint. She tells the supervisor what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.
The supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."
