i read this in fhm true stories:}}}



"while match fishing on the trent (yes THE trent) the beer and curry i had the night before started to weigh down on my bowels, having no toilets nearby i proceeded along the bank till i came to a secluded reeded area, pulling my all in one round my ankles i shat out an amount that a prize stallion would have been proud of. fully relieved i made my way back to my peg and carried on fishing.
20 minutes before the end bell and with a full net i was rather pleased with myself untill it started to rain:{ i didnt want to set my brolly up so i just pulled my hood over my head yyyuuuuggghhhhh:{{
my genius friends came up with a very original nickname



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SH**HEAD:}}}}}}}}}}}}

oops:}} put this in just chat please pro:}

Here you go mate, I made a new forum for off topic stuff.